Here is the live recap for episodes 5 and 6 of I Am Not A Robot! I’m ready to see how that curry interrupts our scientists plans.
How we do this: We update the post around every 10 minutes. Sometimes sooner, sometimes later depending on the scene. There will be typos, but we try to fix all those once the episode finishes airing. Also, there might be updates galore at the bottom, so check back in!
Shorthand: Kim Min Gyu – MG | Jo Jo Ah – JA | Baek Gyoon – BG/scientist | AhJi3 – AJ/AJ3/3/Robot
How to Watch: On Demand Korea
Airing time: Dec. 13, 22:00 Seoul
Countdown: < AIRING!
LIVE RECAP EPISODES 5 AND 6
Preview review of the first two airings of the show to catch everyone up. Now we are at the end of the last episode…
MG – Here, I will make my own room, don’t open it to anyone else I am the only one that can get in. I will train you. And, here, input my information (in her head) from now on you should only protect me and only follow me.
JA – What are you going to put in my head
MG – The first thing I am going to put in your head is….the rank of the house. We all have ranks. They all have the name pretty, 1st is back scratcher, second is old robot cleaner, third is new robot cleaner
3 – Okay I will try to be Ipooni (pretty)
JA – ???
JA wants to know if she is the same level of the other Ipooni robots and MG says that she has to earn her way up.
They all have to go poop all of a sudden! They are worried about JA because she ate 2 packs of curry!
MG continues to explain everything to her. he shouldn’t touch his car, yellow cabinet, and figures ever. JA nods and then buckles over, she has a tummy ache. MG didn’t see her. Meanwhile, the scientists are going crazy with holding their poop.
BG – Call JA, she has to hold it…even if she dies…
JA is really trying to hold it and looking around for a bathroom. She finds it!
MG – Why aren’t you following me?
JA – What is this room, sir?
MG – This room is only for me, you can’t go in.
JA – Okay master/sir…
Then he shows her a picture of his mother. JA recognizes the necklace and MG tells her that is was his moms necklace but he doesn’t have it. The owner will come soon.
MG – Remember this, whoever lies to me…I will make them pay. I am happy you are a robot, you won’t lie to me. And, this picture, remember it.
JA passes gas! She blames it on MG, lol. She said he passed gas because it can’t be her. he doesn’t think he did…She says that it smells so he should change his pants. He says sorry and leaves to change and she books it out of there!
She runs to the bathroom and MG comes out right away, he didn’t change, but she is nowhere to be found! She is in the bathroom, lol. And very happy. MG hears the bathroom flushing and wonders what the hell is going on. He holds up his rod defensively and is about to open the door….
He opens it and sees JA cleaning the toilet. Rewind to JA right after she used the toilet. She smells the air and it smells so bad so she finds some soap and drops it, she sprays are freshener and all those things, then MG opens the door.
MG – What are you doing here?
JA – I am cleaning master?
MG – No stranger came here?
JA – No
MG – You flushed?
JA – Yes I did it.
MG – I never told you to clean here.
Meanwhile, the scientists are back online after their pooping fiasco. They tell her to say that she can wash dishes, she is the best dishwasher in the world.
MG – You are lying in my house! (he grabs the perfume) Do you think this is a cleaning supply, this is a nice perfume! This is super expensive.
JA – Soap didn’t cover the smell.
MG – You look strange, some water is on your cheek, it looks like sweat…
He goes to look but then he slips on the soap that JA dropped. JA leaps to grab him, but instead of grabbing him she grabs the perfume because it is super expensive and lands right on top of him. *cute music starts to play* and they have a moment.
But then MG starts to freak out again. The titanium corset must hurt a lot as it presses on him. The scientists think this is good because he will continue to believe that she is a robot.
MG is sitting in one of those super expensive massagers. He is upset that he is hurt so JA tells him that she can give him a massage. Cut to her giving him a massage as he sits at a table. He asks why she saved the perfume and not him and she tells him it is because that perfume was very expensive.
He sits her down and tries to explain that he is more important than anything else. If she falls on him then he will break, so don’t do that. *3 tells him that he should dodge her because of the trajectory of the vector*.
MG keeps telling JA that she should protect him because it is like the master loving the dog and all those things. JA is trying not to have an attitude. She is so funny as a robot. He runs off and then tells AJ3 to rescue him. JA runs over there and sees MG on the floor with a cat mask on. LOL. He wants to know how she can rescue him and puts the mask on and off and on and off and JA says cat – master – cat – master. This scene…
He tells her that she got 10 points. He is really happy that she can see that it is him and not a cat. He rubs her head and tells her that if there is ever a time that she doesn’t recognize him then she should go into that room and take the syringe that is there and inject him with it.
They are talking about the food in the house. They are crazy hungry. MG throws away some meat because it will expire tomorrow (everyone is angry with him). Meanwhile, the butler is checking all the packages, but there is a system error.
MG is cooking and the scientists are mesmerized by his cooking. I am mesmerized by it as well. He presents himself with the dish that he made and wonders what JA thinks about him. He tells her that he is very cool. JA tells him that he is super duper cool and then when he starts eating her mouth drops at the deliciousness in front of her. The scientists are also feening over the food.
MG tells her that if she were a human then they could eat together and she tells him to shut up in her head and puts her mind to providing him the best environment for eating with music and tv. But on the tv is a commercial for young entrepreneurs (the contest she wants to be in). JA tells him that MG is super cool and should keep doing the contest for his image. But MG thinks they are all liars. JA wants to know him better so she can seduce—know him better.
MG tells her that she should just know about her master. Her master is very very rich so she can brag about it. JA parrots it back. He is rich. But that isn’t it, he tells her that he is the KM banks boss. She wants to know if that is him. He says that isn’t him so she wants to know what type of person he is. He racks his brain thinking about it. He is….he is….wait. He said JA shouldn’t just talk to him like that. Her sunbae is working hard cleaning the house (the robot vacuum) so she should work hard and clean the house as well. Go.
JA leaves and goes to the exact spot that she should touch and stats to vacuum. She thinks back to all the money he owes her and then accidentally knocks over the card tower. *epic music plays* slow motion of the entire card tower getting knocked over. MG drops his glass and yells, YAAAAAAAAAA. He is seriously incensed. JA knows she just f’ed up.
Scientists – Out of battery! Out of battery! Out of battery!
JA – I am out of battery, I am in standby, after charging, take me.
SCIENTIST AND MG
They are both sitting around the table and talking about AJ3. MG is upset at all the problems and JA is trying to say it is not AJ3’s fault.
Meanwhile, the other scientists and JA are sitting around complaining about MG throwing away Korean meat. Then she thinks…they should eat some!
At the outside table, MG continues complaining about all that 3 isn’t doing right, she rescues perfume instead of her master…(meanwhile, JA and a scientist sneak into the house to take all the meat, BG sees this and tries not to react) MG keeps complaining and is about to leave but BG tells him that training means having a relationship. MG stops and wants to know what that means. BG tells him that he should input the emotions and share them with her.
They are back at the shack and having a mini feast with all the food they got. It looks like they are eating ssam with the bulgogi. The conversation goes to the outfit for AJ3 and BG remembers that it was her outfit at one of her jobs when he first saw her, but it doesn’t look like he mentions it?
The minions tell them that they should live in the same house and rekindle their love but JA says that is something they don’t want to rekindle.
MG is reading about relationships and rooting (putting yourself) in someone’s heart. He is thinking deeply about connecting with 3’s heart.
End of part I
MG is waking up as the light shines on his face. He turns and blinks his eyes open. Then he looks outside and smiles. He picks up his AJ3 remote access and says hello.
3 – I love you, master, what do you want?
MG – Come to the house.
3 – Okay.
JA is wondering what is going on and BG explains it to her. It is remote access, he wanted to have it.
MG – Did you have a good sleep?
JA – Yes master.
MG – You don’t sleep, you were just charging.
Then they walk and JA tells him everything about the stock market and weather and he should go outside and walk around. But he asks her what was there before (his card castle). They have a mini argument about that that is one-sided on MG’s part. MG said it took him 15 years to build that. He started when he was tiny. Flashback montage of him building it from when he was like 7 years old until now.
MG – When I was little I started with my dad and did it until now. When you destroyed it I was really angry. Look at that, sunshine. So this window is the window where I have so much sun. I like to sit here. I thought the house was so dark, but I never knew that it was because of the cards. So my face now, emotions, input it into your brain AJ3, your master is very happy because you restored my sunshine.
JA – *thinking* you should be a psycho all the way, I can’t adapt to you.
But then he hits her head.
MG – When you clean you have to look around. I have some expensive things…well, actually you are the most expensive thing in this house.
BAD FRIEND AT THE HOUSE
The bad friend shows up and MG tells the doctors to hide and not come out. Then he goes to talk to the bad friend at his table outside. They talk business. MG wants to cancel the deal and he doesn’t think the friend is capable of doing what he does. The CEO gets up to leave and sees AJ3 in the window.
Afterward, MG asks AJ3 if she knows who some people on the TV are. She starts to say who they are and he tells her that everything she knows is wrong. All she needs to know is that they are the 1st enemy of her master. It is a long story, but she should just hide when she sees them because they will destroy her.
The secretary is there at the mansion (JA’s brother) and they go to talk outside. JA goes outside to give them tea, but then she sees her brother and turns. MG tells her to come there. She walks sideways like a crab (lols) and delivers the tea with her back to her brother. Her face is all covered like a horror movie! She is trying so hard not to see her brother. The brother gets up to say hello to 3 and JA really avoids him. But then the conversation changes from the company things to suing JA. That got her attention.
Her brother bows to MG and JA thinks that her brother shouldn’t bow to him. MG needs to get something from JA and if he doesn’t get it then he will continue as planned. The brother leaves and bows (and hits his head on the table). He leaves looking as stressed as ever.
INSIDE THE MANSION
JA asks if the secretary is his enemy. MG says he isn’t. JA tells him that he is hardworking and honest but MG tells her that he doesn’t’ know if the secretary is honest or not (like a double spy) and he is still evaluating him. Then MG tells her that she should change and she tells him that he should leave. MG tells her that he saw everything already, but he leaves.
IN THE CAR
JA and MG are in the car driving somewhere. It looks like JA is the navigator, but she leads him in a wrong direction maybe? She takes him to the protest for the young entrepreneur contest and they continue to drive by. MG tells her that he wants to close the program because the team leader took a lot of bribery money to pick someone specific.
IN THE BUILDING
The older enemy company man is there and JA uses her contacts to find out who he is. He is the father of the ex-girlfriend. JA is standing and MG is sitting as they talk. The enemy talks about how MGs father wanted to grow the company. MG tells him that his father would be happy to see him (protecting himself). The enemy then tells him that his daughter will be back soon.
Back in the car, JA asks about MGs family and MG says that his parents died in a car accident. He is sad and somber as he continues to drive. JA then turns on friend mode and relaxes her body like a dude. She tells him that he looks sad, can she iron his face? He should laugh. He says he doesn’t laugh because he has to look serious and she said who is mistreating you, I will take care of all of them! They both laugh about that as they drive.
THE EVIL COMPANY PEOPLE
They know about AJ3. They are looking at a video of AJ3 and thinking. The younger bad guy figured out why the chairman wants to break the deal, but he isn’t the smartest guy.
MG is getting some crazy ridiculous boxes from company people like voodoo dolls and bloody things and all that because he is merging the companies. That is why they have all these screenings for the boxes.
He thinks about Ye Riel (his enemy’s daughter) and picks up a picture of her. He thinks his heart is pumping because of her. He opens a box and looks at all these postcards, possibly from her? He also has a cute little porcelain cup that looks like an animal maybe.
Cut to Riel, she is in a car and tells someone not to tell MG that she is there, she wants to surprise him.
She drives up to the mansion and MG sees that she is there on his CCTV. He lets her in and tells AJ3 to stay there and not move around.
JA – Someone came?
MG – Riel, my first love.
MG is super happy and runs out to greet her. She is looking chic as ever and looking over his vast gardens on his estate. They meet over a bridge.
Riel – It looks the same. It is like time stopped for 15 years
MG – (missed this)
R – How do I look? I became the team leader for your social service team. But I want something else…my father told me to marry for money, you know…so my answer is…why not…more money is better, I know your personality, it is better to marry you than some other cheobals son. You give me money and fame. I will guarantee my father share is your side.
She grabs him and his heart rate starts to go up, his reaction starts to take effect, his skin is bubbling up. He tries to hide this from her and tells her he will call her. He runs away and tries to get to his room. He can’t open his room door, but then he manages. But he is all on the floor, he can’t make it. He is crawling on the phone and JA runs up to him. He tries to grab his syringe, but he can’t make it, he passes out.
JA – Are you okay?
He is trying hard to breathe and she is shocked. She remembers back to what he said. If she can’t recognize him then she should go back to that secret room and open the door. A syringe should be there.
She grabs the syringe and tries to remember everything he said. He wants her to recognize him no matter how he looks. She takes a few breathes and readies herself to stab the medicine into his heart…
Way too fast, but he lives